David Blaine = Failure

Last night I actually sat down with my wife and watched the David Blaine thing where he has been living under water for a week now, and was going to attempt to set the record for holding his breath underwater. Apparently he decided to do this in New York because he did not enjoy feces being hurled at him in London. I guess Londoners live like monkeys in a cage. He might have been able to pull this whole thing off if he had not been trying to escape from handcuffs and chains at the same time, but this really made the whole thing entertaining. I don’t know about anyone else, but I am glad he failed. Where’s your magic now Dave? My wife was convinced that he was going to die. I have to say, although that would make good TV, I think him failing was good enough.
Thank you David Blaine, as always, for entertaining us.