My awesome car

This morning on my way to work I noticed that the ABS light came on in my Accord. Awesome, I was really hoping to have more problems with this car! I call Community Honda in Waterloo and ask them what this means, if it is something simple like add break fluid, I am on it! Unfortunately, that is a completely different light. This one means that your ABS module took a dump, and that you get to spend $600 for the part alone, or drive without ABS. So, I now have standard breaks. Looks like I am doing a good job of driving this car to it's death.